Monday, May 26, 2008

Only in Afghanistan...

One of the side effects of working too hard is a weakened immune system. I've been fighting off a variety of ailments for the last few weeks, and today the doctor prescribed me--I kid you not--Magic Mouthwash.

That's not just a euphemism either...it actually says "Magic Mouthwash" on the bottle. The interweb tells me that MM is a concoction of medicines that will help my throat get better, and I really hope that's the case. But I'm pretty sure MM is something that doctors give to make you feel ridiculous to the point that you will yourself to stop being sick. And hey, I'll take that too.

10 comments:

Unknown said...

Did he give you some magic beans too?

Unknown said...

That's funny. Hey, who knows? Maybe it IS magic.

mack23t said...

Mate, get Zinc & Vitimin C, D, B, and Cod & Omega 3.

I aint a junkie and cant measure to you guys over there in Afghanistan just I work mix of days & nights 40 to 70 +hrs a week and find the above is healthy and keeps me feeling good without resorting to Chemical dogey stuff. Hell I'll send you a blue parcel over! keep it going M8

Jennifer Louise said...

Haha. It would be funny if it worked.

Kelly said...

That's funny... my doctor's office has a formula for Magic Mouthwash posted on the wall and I've always looked at it and wondered what it's used for!

I see you spend/spent some time in Fort Bragg. I grew up in Eastern NC and now live and work in Asheville!

EmployeeMegan said...

It's not quite the "saline solution" (paper bag complete with salt packets and instructions on how to gargle hot water) that Pickens provided, but it sounds all right.

Spc.Ironman_CP said...

That sounds like some awesome magic. I just ran across your blog and I am actually in the works of heading out you way. cool blog by the way.

Spc. Abeyta

Exnicios said...

I just wanted to check in to say that so far so good--I think the magic mouthwash is actually working. Of course, when you lydocaine the living hell out of something it's hard to feel pain, but whatevs, it's a step in a positive direction.

Andi said...

Strangely enough, I have heard this stuff works wonders. I must admit that I have never seen it used clinically, but hey, if it works...

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