Wednesday, February 27, 2008

My day will come


I have thus far been awful at attending USO events. Just terrible. We've had a steady stream of very nice celebrity/entertainer/athlete types who in no way have to take time out of their busy/important lives to visit a war zone, and I end up blogging or going to choir practice instead of going to meet them. So far I've missed bo bice (devasting), titans of rodeo (merely disappointing), and the legends of wrestling (life alteringly disastrous).

But I'm not gonna lie to you--there are some upcoming USO tours that put all of the previous USO tours to shame. I won't say who is coming and I don't know when exactly they'll be here, but I promise to attend, take pictures, and post them here in all of their awesomeness.

I will give away one hint, though, because honestly, I really think you deserve it--one of the future visitors starred in the 1995 tour de force cinematic masterpiece that was "Hackers". And no, that one person isn't Angelina Jolie.

I leave it to you to guess at who it might be, but for now I need everyone's advice. If you had a once in a lifetime chance to take a photo with a cast member from one of your favorite 37 movies of all time, which Hackers quote or related message would be on the sign that you forced the star to hold?

A. Hack the planet!
B. Hackers of the world unite!
C. My Crash Override is bigger than your Zero Cool
D. Some combination thereof

I need some help on this one, guys--comment away, and feel free to add your own suggestions. I'll only get one shot at this picture so I better make it count!

9 comments:

Mrs. Exnicios said...

May I suggest "I'm the Swim Fanniest" or "Lemon-Lyman.com"?

Mrs. Exnicios said...

No no, I've got it. "You put the whore in horrible"

Seriously this game is too much fun. I hope we get to play it with all the upcoming USO stars

Unknown said...

Given your level of excitement, it's gotta be Marc Anthony.

EmployeeMegan said...

Clearly, it's Matthew "cereal killer" Lillard who's coming, and as such, you should make a sign that says the following (umm...start now, it might take awhile):

You could sit at home, and do like absolutely nothing, and your name goes through like 17 computers a day. 1984? Yeah right, man. That's a typo. Orwell is here now. He's livin' large. We have no names, man. No names. We are nameless!

Exnicios said...

If indeed it's Marc Anthony I'll likely be too busy sign making to have time to blog pretty soon. Construction paper hearts don't cut themselves, after all.

To recap: we have one vote for Mr. JLo, one for Cereal Killer (aka SLC Punk aka Brock from the Real World aka Matthew Lillard) and one vote for the dude from Swim Fan.

Vote early and often, folks...and keep those sign phrases flying!

Chris Lawrence said...

"Hack the Planet." That's my vote. Not only is that the coolest Hackers quote, it's actually my personal motto. Not because I have computer skills - it's because I'm playing hoops in the gym league. There's nothing aswesomer than me hacking the older/fatter men on the court. Hack the Planet.

Unknown said...

I suggest one of the following quotes from the movie:

"Never send a boy to do a woman's job."

"Spandex: it's a privilege, not a right."

Oh, and if it's Angelina that comes over, try to get her to adopt you. Or better yet, me.

Exnicios said...

I have to say, Tom, and with all due respect to employeemegan, hud, Mrs. Exnicios and the oxm--"Spandex: It's a privilege, not s right." is now at the top of the standings...

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