Words of Warning

The Onion wisely points out the likely pitfalls of electing Obama this Fall. Their solution? Wait until we can elect Zeus from the Fifth Element.

My take? An Obama presidency will result in the the most hopeful 65% tax bracket the world has ever seen.

While we're looking at the media, how snobby is this piece from the Washington Post? I'm not really impressed by the "can you believe how little people know????" stories anymore. I get it, 57% of high school juniors think George Washington freed the slaves. I'm betting people were just as dumb 50 years ago, we just weren't as good at measuring stupidity in entertaining ways. I call that progress.