Showing posts with label celebrities exploitatively holding signs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label celebrities exploitatively holding signs. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

My day will come


I have thus far been awful at attending USO events. Just terrible. We've had a steady stream of very nice celebrity/entertainer/athlete types who in no way have to take time out of their busy/important lives to visit a war zone, and I end up blogging or going to choir practice instead of going to meet them. So far I've missed bo bice (devasting), titans of rodeo (merely disappointing), and the legends of wrestling (life alteringly disastrous).

But I'm not gonna lie to you--there are some upcoming USO tours that put all of the previous USO tours to shame. I won't say who is coming and I don't know when exactly they'll be here, but I promise to attend, take pictures, and post them here in all of their awesomeness.

I will give away one hint, though, because honestly, I really think you deserve it--one of the future visitors starred in the 1995 tour de force cinematic masterpiece that was "Hackers". And no, that one person isn't Angelina Jolie.

I leave it to you to guess at who it might be, but for now I need everyone's advice. If you had a once in a lifetime chance to take a photo with a cast member from one of your favorite 37 movies of all time, which Hackers quote or related message would be on the sign that you forced the star to hold?

A. Hack the planet!
B. Hackers of the world unite!
C. My Crash Override is bigger than your Zero Cool
D. Some combination thereof

I need some help on this one, guys--comment away, and feel free to add your own suggestions. I'll only get one shot at this picture so I better make it count!