More Countdown to Freedom

It was brought to my attention last week that my previously stated "federal holiday countdown" was at best overly rosy, and at worst downright rude to all those other holidays (at least one of which is there for me to shower love upon my beautiful wife Mrs. Exnicios.)

In an effort to show that no one is above the law here at the 2.0, I have made the decision to modify the countdown to include not 8, but 16 separate holidays on my plywood wall of holiday decorations. So far, we're three down--but there are still 13 holidays to go.