Mr. Frownie

Frownie (pictured left) is apparently what passes for a mascot at Western Pennsylvanian restaurants.

It would seem that the best they can come up with out here is an ill-tempered, anthropomorphic brownie that threatens to attack little kids after they finish their dinners. "I'll be waiting for you after your meal"? Wow.

Perhaps their market research shows that terrified children eat more brownies than non-terrified children.

OK, we're off for our last leg of the trip--see everyone soon.